So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This is the high leading the old right now
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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