Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
this just has baby written all over it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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