Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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