I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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