3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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