just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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