he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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