when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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