So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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