yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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