real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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