I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i out mim tonsoeep
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