Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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