guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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