There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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