I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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