That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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