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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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