That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
