i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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