The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
this hospital has no fireball
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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