It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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