What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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