I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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