i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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