do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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