I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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