Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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