brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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