dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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