i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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