Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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