I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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