Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
only if we run a train.
done.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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