hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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