Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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