I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She bit a glass in half.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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