So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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