so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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