oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
