my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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