North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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