There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
