Michael Bay diarrhea
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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