oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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