His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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