Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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