I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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