David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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