thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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